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The Bodega

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In NYC they call the convenience store the Bodega… for us, its the Texan Mart down on the Corner, they have amazing Taco’s and the tools for getting your drunk on…

You can walk in and Grab a Tall boy in a Variety of brands to hammer down on your way home!
Have you ever had a Long Dark Dance with a Fortified wine?
My Favorite is Electric Melon!
Maybe you are like my Sisters and you LOVE Boone’s Farm! This is YOUR Fav!! LOL
They have huge Sacks of Baby Seal Meat… But be careful with it!!
Hey.. if you need a Beer Booster… or a Hangover Helper… this Dual Action Product is cutting edge in the world of power drinking at the Convenience store!
The Best Part of Picking up a 40 on the way home.. is they have a LOT of selection and multiple quick grab coolers

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  1. Wow. What a bunch of ways to go. Much too handy. much too tempting.
    Why haven’t the kill joys stoped the sell ing of flavor? Marketing to teens.
    They killed flavored cigars and mental cigs. Well almost dead.